Infinite Jest, Table of Contents

My book was missing the Table of Contents, so I wrote my own one.

1. Table of Contents

  1. YEAR OF GLAD 3
  2. YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT.17
  3. 1 APRIL — YEAR OF THE TUCKS MEDICATED PAD 27
  4. 9 MAY — YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT 32
  5. YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT.33
  6. YEAR OF THE TRIAL-SIZE DOVE BAR .37
  7. YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT.39
  8. OCTOBER — YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT 42
  9. YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT.49
  10. AUTUMN — YEAR OF DAIRY PRODUCTS FROM THE AMERICAN HEARTLAND .55
  11. 3 NOVEMBER — YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT 60
  12. AS OF YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT .63
  13. DENVER CO, 1 NOVEMBER YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT 65
  14. YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT.68
  15. YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT.85
  16. 30 APRIL — YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT .87
  17. YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT.95
  18. 3 NOVEMBER Y.D.A.U. 109
  19. MARIO INCANDENZA’S FIRST AND ONLY EVEN REMOTELY ROMANTIC EXPERIENCE, THUS FAR 121
  20. 30 APRIL — YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT .126
  21. 30 APRIL — YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT .127
  22. 3 NOVEMBER Y.D.A.U.135
  23. WINTER B.S. 1960 — TUCSON AZ .157
  24. 4 NOVEMBER YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT .169
  25. LATE OCTOBER YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT 181
  26. 6 NOVEMBER YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT .198
  27. 7 NOVEMBER YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT .219
  28. 5 NOVEMBER —YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT .242
  29. 6 NOVEMBER YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT .258
  30. 14 NOVEMBER YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT .299
  31. 7 NOVEMBER — YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT 306
  32. 30 APRIL / 1 MAY YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT .317
  33. 8 NOVEMBER YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT. INTERDEPENDENCE DAY GAUDEAMUS IGITUR .321
  34. 8 NOVEMBER YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT INTERDEPENDENCE DAY GAUDEAMUS IGITUR .343
  35. 30 APRIL / 1 MAY YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT .375
  36. 8 NOVEMBER YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT GAUDEAMUS IGITUR 380
  37. 30 APRIL / 1 MAY YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT .418
  38. YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT.442
  39. VERY LATE OCTOBER Y.D.A.U. .449
  40. 9 NOVEMBER YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT .450
  41. PRE-DAWN, 1 MAY — Y.D.A.U. OUTCROPPING NORTHWEST OF TUCSON AZ U.S.A., STILL .470
  42. PRE-DAWN, 1 MAY Y.D.A.U. OUTCROPPING NORTHWEST OF TUCSON AZ U.S.A., STILL .489
  43. WINTER, B.S. 1963, SEPULVEDA CA 491
  44. 10 november year of the depend adult undergarment 508
  45. PRE-DAWN AND DAWN, 1 MAY Y.D.A.U. OUTCROPPING NORTHWEST OF TUCSON AZ U.S.A., STILL 528
  46. 0450H., 11 NOVEMBER YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT FRONT OFFICE, ENNET HOUSE
  47. D.A.R.H., ENFIELD MA .531
  48. EARLY NOVEMBER YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT. 548
  49. LATE P.M., MONDAY 9 NOVEMBER YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT474 550
  50. WEDNESDAY 11 NOVEMBER YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT 477 553
  51. YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT:534
  52. SELECTED SNIPPETS FROM THE INDIVIDUAL-RESIDENT-INFORMAL-INTERFACE MOMENTS OF D. W. GATELY, LIVE-IN STAFF, ENNET HOUSE DRUG AND ALCOHOL RECOVERY HOUSE, ENFIELD MA, ON AND OFF FROM JUST AFTER THE BROOKLINE YOUNG PEOPLE’S AA MTNG. UP TO ABOUT 2329H., WEDNESDAY 11 NOVEMBER Y.D.A.U. 563
  53. 11 NOVEMBER YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT .540 627
  54. 1 MAY Y.D.A.U. OUTCROPPING NORTHWEST OF TUCSON AZ U.S.A.549 638
  55. 13 NOVEMBER YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT .558 648
  56. 11 NOVEMBER YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT .561 651
  57. 14 NOVEMBER YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT .586 682
  58. 11 NOVEMBER YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT .589 686
  59. 14 NOVEMBER YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT .592 689
  60. 14 NOVEMBER YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT .600 698
  61. 14 NOVEMBER YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT .615 716
  62. 14 NOVEMBER YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT .618 719
  63. 14 NOVEMBER YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT .622 723
  64. 11 NOVEMBER YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT .649 755
  65. 17 NOVEMBER YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT .676 785
  66. 19 NOVEMBER YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT .726 845
  67. 20 NOVEMBER YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT GAUDEAMUS IGITUR 731 851
  68. PARTIAL TRANSCRIPT OF WEATHER-DELAYED MEETING BETWEEN: (1) MR. RODNEY TINE SR., CHIEF OF UNSPECIFIED SERVICES & WHITE HOUSE ADVISER ON INTERDEPENDENT RELATIONS; (2) MS. MAUREEN HOOLEY, VICE-PRESIDENT FOR CHILDREN’S ENTERTAINMENT, INTERLACE TELENTERTAINMENT, INC.; (3) MR. CARL E. (’BUSTER’) YEE, DIRECTOR OF MARKETING AND PRODUCT-PERCEPTION, GLAD FLACCID RECEPTACLE CORPORATION;(4) MR. R. TINE JR., DEPUTY REGIONAL COORDINATOR, U.S. OFFICE OF UNSPECIFIED SERVICES; AND (5) MR. P. TOM VEALS, VINEY AND VEALS ADVERTISING, UNLTD. 8TH FLOOR STATE HOUSE ANNEX BOSTON MA, U.S.A 20 NOVEMBER — YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT 876
  69. 20 NOVEMBER YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT IMMEDIATELY PRE-FUNDRAISER-EXHIBITION-FÊTE GAUDEAMUS IGITUR .964